Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris

http://thekingpin68.blogspot.com/2008/06/everlasting-vs-eternal-reprised.html

I have always liked Chuck Norris as an actor and I respect him for his Christian ministry work the last few years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily. In his columns, he has expressed belief in Biblical creationism, those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.