Equally Matched & equally scammed

Warning to scammers...do not email me, I have a satire blog:

I am on Christian Cafe for the free days, and recently I have joined a free and supposedly Christian site by the name of Equally Matched.


I am sceptical about this site as I have already run across three scammers including the one below. I will not post the photos she provided as they may not actually be of the person that sent the email. On Christian Cafe, I often face ageism as many of the women are seemingly more concerned with how old I am than by the fact I have dedicated myself to God and Christ with a life of study. I know I am imperfect in my Christianity, but I ask God for guidance. I reason that a younger, thinner, good looking, financially stable non-Christian, or weak Christian would do better on Christian Cafe than I do, although I do receive some emails, and have been on three dates via the site. But, as my friend Zombie once told me, 'Christian women do not care if you study theology'. Sadly, this is often the case. I realize it is not always the case. Everyone please forgive me for still being relatively sexually inexperienced and wanting to find a young woman that could still possibly have children with me. Shame on me! How stupid of me, I should be willing to go from a man of little experience to instant stepfather of teenagers, should I not!? I should abandon all hope of finding someone who is spiritually, intellectually, and physically attractive to me because I have not been able to find someone suitable with mutual attraction. I should now capitulate and settle for what I can get, right? I know, I know, I should take a chance on a 'scamma', and see if I can convert them.

On Equally Matched most of the women do not seem to mind older men and there are a lot of professional looking photos. Interestingly, there are many women featured claiming to be associated with the Church of Christ. I think at least some of what goes on this site is suspicious.

My reply to the following was...

No thanks.

Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2008 4:18 AM


Dearest, thank you for those beautiful words of yours how I wish I can be with you and I will really like to have a good relationship with you. I promise you all that makes up a defined and a refined LOVE and MARIAGE and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you. I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here. I am Miss Jenifa Saybana Kamara, 25 years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of late Saybana Kamara who was one time a Senate speaker of Liberia but killed in the recent political crisis in my country.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I'm receiving from my step mother since the death of my father. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved father. Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily, she did not discover where I kept my father’s file which contained important documents. So, I decided to run to the refugee camp where I'm presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship, investment assistance and mariage,in your country or any-where you might recommend.

My late father of blessed memory deposited the sum of Six Million, Five Hundred thousand U.S Dollars (US$6,500,000.00) some-where with my name as the "next of kin". However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me receive the fund in your country for further investments on my behalf. As you will help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies when I will come over to your country as I was in my 1st year in the university when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance will be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest, I will put things into action immediately and will educate you more on the way you will assist me receive the money.I assures you that this buisness is 100% risk free. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent response indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. I am staying at the female hostel here in the refugee camp. Please, keep this transaction to your self only. Do not disclose it to any one till the fund (money) gets to you in your country which I will also come over once the fund (money) gets to you. I promise you sincerity and honesty over this our transaction and relationship and will always love you forever.. I expect your honest and earliest reply. If you want to get me on phone, you please call me through the reverend-priest of the HOPE OF GLORY CHURCH BRANCH in this refugee camp on +221 777 806 407, his name is Rev. Mark Anthony,he is like a father to me, call and tell him you want to speak with Jenifa Saybana Kamara of Liberia. attached below are my pictures. I will give you more on reqeust. I am awaiting to hear from you soonest. thanks.

Yours Sincerely,

Miss Saybana Kamara

Well, what do you think, folks? She will love me forever...golly, wowee!


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